good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
i really enjoy the way everyone has distinctive keysmashes
like some people favor the home row fjkdslfjlka
some people go all around the keyboard like khcxzrmwe
other people go with one letter hhhhhhhhhhhh or ffffffffffffffff which are two very different emotions
other people start out with words and then it just disentigrates into fuck fuck fufcjkckfuckckckckcfifcj
other people like throw in asteriks and exclamation points and shit and get fancy with it
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
writer vs. muse: the animation
I tried to scroll over this
obama has his priorities straight
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
apparently, tumblr isn’t a sin!
Nope it’s not there because Tumblr is all of them.